The Fuckest Uppest: Archive

The Fuckest Uppest

January 2012

Nothing like going to one of your favorite (expensive) restaurants for dinner and then being told you can only order from a “”“special”“” new years menu that doesn’t have any of the dishes your party wanted to order We’re both just sitting here like “…but we don’t want any of this…”

Everyone keeps going on and on about how shit 2011 was and how ready they are for a new year. It’s making me realize that despite all the scary, sad, and frustrating moments in the past year, I had a pretty great one. Michelle was able to come and visit me three times over the past year, and I got to spend both my birthday and Christmas with her. I just got to spend nearly three weeks with...

December 2011

I’m spending my New Years Eve snuggling on the couch with Michelle and then going to dinner at Steel, one of my favorite restaurants, at 9:30. Then we’re gonna come home, watch Big Fat Quiz 2011, drink, and watch the ball drop. Excellent evening if I do say so myself

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Anonymous asked: What are the extra features Missing E provides to Tumblr?

Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'

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STEPHY now your asks AND your replies are off!

Anonymous asked: what is missing e?

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I’m sure when the developer sees it he’ll say something formally about it, but for those who don’t know - Missing E is developed by one guy in his spare time. It’s not a group of people, it’s not some evil ~hack looking to steal your information. He’s incredibly open about the development process and he doesn’t profit from the use of Missing E. In fact,...

Yeah, Tumblr... I follow Jeremy Cutler, not...

But way to try to scare a bunch of people away from an extension that makes your website actually function.

butthurtbandboys: ryan its obama, get a job

I can’t sleep anymore because my hip is KILLING ME Not even just the skin, I swear my muscles and my joint actually hurt from this tattoo Remind me not to do this big of a tattoo in one sitting again!

Just washed my tattoo for the first time That was unpleasant

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →

Snow Patrol (59) Brand New (44) Jack’s Mannequin (39) The Dykeenies (38) Stereophonics (25) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Having a much deserved margarita